1 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:21,759 Mom and Dad. 2 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,100 Hey, sweetheart. How are you? I'm calling your old dad. 3 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:25,900 Hi. Hi. 4 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:30,280 And, um, you must be Jerry. 5 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:32,119 So nice to meet you. 6 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:35,860 Oh, well, y 'all must be hungry. Come on in. 7 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:41,480 Wow, 8 00:00:45,860 --> 00:00:47,160 this looks great, Mom. 9 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:49,240 You look pretty terrific, honey. 10 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:54,180 Oh, well, wait till your food turkey is almost ready. 11 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,380 I'm so excited. 12 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,020 That's you, handsome. 13 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,080 Why don't you help me in the kitchen? 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,000 Hey, 15 00:01:05,019 --> 00:01:06,020 you and my daughter, huh? 16 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:07,440 Are you having intercourse? 17 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:12,880 Oh, well, don't be so shy. I mean, my daughter and I share everything. 18 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,000 She, uh, always lets me. 19 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:21,190 kind of see what her boyfriends are working with. So why don't you show Miss 20 00:01:21,190 --> 00:01:22,970 Lust what you're getting? 21 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:27,510 Oh my God! 22 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:30,730 Dad? 23 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,270 I'm going to go check on your mom. 24 00:01:32,490 --> 00:01:33,490 Yeah. 25 00:01:37,350 --> 00:01:38,430 Really, Kendra? 26 00:01:39,930 --> 00:01:42,070 Shut up, Gerard. You know I deserve this. 27 00:01:42,790 --> 00:01:44,810 That is Sophia's boyfriend. 28 00:01:45,550 --> 00:01:48,910 Exactly. So why don't you shut the fuck up and let me get mine? 29 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,290 Okay, if you say so, sweetie. 30 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,630 So, what happened? 31 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:03,190 Um, your mom, uh, she burned her finger. 32 00:02:03,930 --> 00:02:04,950 She's gonna be honest with you. 33 00:02:22,079 --> 00:02:26,240 Well, that is one fine looking bird. 34 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,940 Now, does your mom know how to cook or what? 35 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,280 Yeah, I'd say. 36 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:38,100 Good. Well, before we dig in, I was thinking it would be a great idea that 37 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:42,980 all go around the table and tell each other what we're thankful for. 38 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,520 Sweetie, why don't you go ahead and start? 39 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,200 Um... 40 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:52,630 I mean, I'm thankful that I got to come home for Thanksgiving, being that I'm in 41 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:57,370 college and all, and it's pretty expensive to bring him and I both here, 42 00:02:57,370 --> 00:02:59,190 glad I got to bring him here as well. 43 00:02:59,630 --> 00:03:00,730 Great. I miss you. 44 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:03,150 Yeah, I miss you too. I love you. 45 00:03:04,030 --> 00:03:06,730 For me, I'm thankful to have my daughter. 46 00:03:07,450 --> 00:03:08,490 I've owned her for the holidays. 47 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:12,710 I'm thankful for my beautiful wife every year. 48 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:14,450 And, 49 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:16,170 you know, I'm... 50 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:20,840 Happy and healthy. And you are all happy and healthy. And that, for me, is 51 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:25,940 enough. But, you know, just getting the opportunity to meet Jordy. You talk so 52 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:26,940 much about him. 53 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:32,500 It's really, really exciting. So we're thankful that you're happy. And we're 54 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:33,179 here together. 55 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:34,180 Yeah. 56 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,459 Hey, Mom. 57 00:03:35,460 --> 00:03:36,460 What are you doing? 58 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,600 Nothing. 59 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,020 Why is your arm moving like that? 60 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:41,640 Sweetie, you're paranoid. 61 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,300 Nothing is going on. 62 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,400 Are you jerking off my boyfriend? 63 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,460 Excuse me, young lady. It's Thanksgiving. 64 00:03:48,740 --> 00:03:50,800 Don't you dare raise your voice at me. 65 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,560 Jordy, stand up. 66 00:03:56,100 --> 00:04:00,740 Oh, my God. I fucking knew it. Mom, you always do this. 67 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,160 Really? 68 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,500 Honey, come back here. Come back here. 69 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,960 Well, there's no sense in stopping now. 70 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:14,310 Hey, thanks so much. 71 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:24,190 See you at night, Somali. 72 00:05:27,870 --> 00:05:28,870 Right, 73 00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:31,910 Somali. Is that your day? 74 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,600 You're gonna get nasty with me? 75 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:59,760 What are you actually going to do? Oh, you're not going to wait. No, you're 76 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,640 going to be a master boy on Stephanie. 77 00:08:03,260 --> 00:08:04,260 No, fuck. 78 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,480 You're not your fucking girlfriend's mom. 79 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:59,370 fucking lay that fucking thing down like that and that fucking cunt like that. 80 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,130 Yes. 81 00:31:27,500 --> 00:31:29,640 Really, Kendra? It's fucking Thanksgiving. 82 00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:32,540 Well, I guess I got my Thanksgiving stuffing. 83 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:33,940 Whatever.